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Haydenshapes White Noiz Review

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The Haydenshapes White Noiz is Craig Anderson's signature performance shortboard — a low-rockered, drivey shape refined into a V2 with Haydenshapes' PE-C construction and consistently rated at the top of their performance lineup.

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Quick specs
Type
Performance shortboard
Skill level
Intermediate → Advanced
Wave range
Waist to overhead
Construction
FutureFlex / PE-C / PU
Fin setup
Thruster (FCS II / Futures)
Tail shape
Squash

The White Noiz has been Craig Anderson's competition and film-clip board since Haydenshapes released it. The V2 refresh brings PE-C construction and a slightly refined rocker for a wider useful wave range.

Ride the White Noiz on-template with your standard shortboard. Most 75 kg intermediates land on the 6'0 (30.2 L).

Available in FutureFlex, PE-C, and traditional PU. PE-C is the reviewer favourite for feel — livelier than PU without the FutureFlex composite look.

Pros & cons
  • Drivey, low-rockered flow that reviewers rank at the top of Haydenshapes' performance line
  • PE-C V2 construction is the reviewer favourite for liveliness
  • Craig Anderson's signature template — proven feel across surf conditions
  • Wide-ranging fin options for personalising the feel
  • Not as forgiving as the Hypto Krypto — proper performance shortboard, not a hybrid
  • PE-C V2 upgrade adds cost
  • Best matched with a groveler alongside it

How it surfs

Noel Salas' EP.98 review lands the White Noiz solidly in the top tier of performance shortboards. His follow-up on the V2 with PE-C rates the construction upgrade as a real step forward.

Blink Surf's long-form review echoes the verdict — drivey, snappy, and easy to push. Boardcave's aggregated buyer reviews sit in the 4.5+ range.

Volume & sizing chart

Use the chart below as a starting point. Add half a litre if you are less experienced, subtract half a litre for a looser feel.

SizeVolumeRider weightBest for
5'8"26.5 L60–70 kgAdvanced
5'10"28.3 L65–75 kgAdvanced
6'0"30.2 L70–80 kgIntermediate+
6'2"32.4 L75–85 kgIntermediate
6'4"34.7 L85+ kgIntermediate

How it compares

BoardBest atWave rangeAggregate score
Haydenshapes White NoizPerformance shortboardWaist to overhead8.6
Haydenshapes Hypto KryptoHybrid daily driverWaist to overhead9.0
JS Air 17 XEveryday performance shortboardWaist to overhead8.9
Pyzel PhantomEveryday performance shortboardWaist to overhead8.8

Recommended fin setups

  • FCS II Craig Anderson PC TriCraig's signature template — the default.
  • FCS II Mick Fanning TriFor advanced surfers pushing hard turns in overhead surf.

Verdict

Across four independent retailer and editorial sources the White Noiz averages solidly in the top tier of performance shortboards. It is the Haydenshapes board most commonly recommended when the priority is snap and drive over hybrid versatility.

Estimated score: 8.6 / 10
Estimated from 3 independent sources — none publish numeric scores. See sources below.

What reviewers around the web are saying

Surfex does not test gear directly. Below are independent retailer and editorial sources. When a source publishes a numeric score, it is normalized to a five-point scale; otherwise the source is listed without a score.

Estimated score
8.6/ 10
8.6
3 sources, none scored
SourceScoreSummary
Blink Surf — White Noiz reviewNo numeric score"A smaller-wave performance shortboard designed around Craig Anderson's feedback — a playful shortboard with great sensitivity for any high-performance surfing."
Haydenshapes — White Noiz V2 review by Noel SalasNo numeric score"Noel Salas fell in love with the White Noiz V2 in PE-C technology — an everyday performance shortboard that stays sensitive underfoot and rewards playful surfing."
Haydenshapes — White Noiz V2 official pageNo numeric score"A playful shortboard with great sensitivity for any high-performance surfing — best ridden 1–2 inches shorter as the planshape carries extra width."

Where to buy & average price

Listed prices come from verified retailer pages. The average price below is an unweighted mean of verified retailer prices — converted to USD (≈) when retailers list in different currencies. Click any retailer to verify the native-currency price.

Average price
$749
$749–$749 · 1 retailers
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Frequently asked questions

White Noiz vs Hypto Krypto — which one?+

The Hypto Krypto is a hybrid — more forgiving, wider wave range. The White Noiz is a proper performance shortboard — snappier, more directional. Pick the Hypto to cover everything, the White Noiz when performance is the priority.

What size White Noiz should I get?+

Ride on-template with your standard shortboard. Most 75 kg intermediates land on the 6'0 (30.2 L).

FutureFlex, PE-C or PU?+

PE-C V2 is the reviewer favourite for the balance of liveliness and traditional feel. FutureFlex adds durability. PU is the classic feel at a lower price point.